I knew you were the one for me, the very first time I looked in the mirror and observed your finely sculptured nose. You are magnificent. When I grow up, I want to be just like you, which makes me a lucky man, considering the fact that I AM you. Did I mention you have a wonderful ass? I like the way you walk, I like the way you talk, and I especially like your taste in women. You and I are going to go far together. You can count on me, or rather I can count on you. I am you as you, are me, as he is one, and we are all together. You did a great job writing this letter as well.
I am with you always!